For those who are able to keep their sense of humour in this time of high-water troubles, here’s something light and funny.
Top 10 Reasons to be happy about the high water:
10. There are no campers or houseboats on the beach in front.
9. The logs in the lake provide you with an endless supply of firewood.
8. All those mooring buoys that used to ruin your view are now underwater.
7. No more mowing the lawn.
6. You always wanted that swimming pool in your back yard...
5. You can be sure the cat won’t run away.
4. Your patio table has now become a swim-up bar.
3. No more of that pesky walk down to the dock. You can tie your boat to the door handle.
2. You can take scuba lessons right in your own yard.
1. You can fish from your deck.
Rod Hannaford